Yo random dude, you won't believe this absolutely bonkers download size. It says 5MB? More like 5 GIGAS of unadulterated joy. I'm rolling on the floor just thinking about it.
Prepare for maximum loading times! because this thing is gonna take forever. But hey, at least we'll here have tons of memes while we wait, right?
- Send me a DM when you're finished
That File Size is Tiny Play, Bro! 5MB LOL
{That file size? It's like, nothing. You could practically download it while you're waiting for the microwave to beep, bro. Don't even get me started on how fast it loads. Seriously, I swear this thing opens faster than my girlfriend/roommate/neighbor gets ready in the morning! Five MB? Pfft! Amateur hour, dude. This is like the micro-level of file sizes, bro. Give me a terabyte any day!
That's Nothing for My Download Speed! 5MB LOL?
Yo, I just downloaded/grabbed/snagged this file and it was like nothing. Seriously, 5 MB? Give me/Throw me/Feed me something more challenging. This machine/rig/beast could handle a whole terabyte/gigabyte/petabyte in seconds!
- Don't even get me started/Let's be real/Seriously though on those slow internet speeds people complain about. I got fiber, baby!
- Downloading a whole season in seconds? That's how we roll.
Is This seriously Joke? 5MB?? ????????
This file/download/thing is huge/massive/ridiculous, man! 5MB for this tiny/little/simple piece/chunk/scrap of content/information/data? Are they playing/pulling/joking with us? I could easily download a movie/an album/a whole book in that time. Seriously/Come on/Honestly, what's the deal/story/explanation?
{5MB?! You Think I Have Time For That?|Dude 5MB?! That's Like a Century|Lol 5MB?! I Ain't Got Time For That! ????????
Seriously! Like give me a break, my internet is slower than a sloth in winter. I can barely even open a meme without it taking an eternity. 5 MB? That's like asking me to climb Mount Everest blindfolded.
- Tell, how am I supposed to access anything with that kind of data limit? I need to be able to surf the web at warp speed, you know?
- I'm about to explode if I have to wait another minute for this thing to load.
For real, increase my data plan already!
5MB? Please. My Wi-Fi's on Steroids ????????
Bro, 5MB? That's ancient tech! My Wi-Fi is running at blazing. I'm practically teleporting. You think downloading a movie takes forever? I can download an entire season in the blink of an eye.
Get with the program, my friend.